- I have solo driven up and down each coast and intoCanada
- I used to run track. Now when I run people laugh at me. People being my son and husband.
- I still wet my pants now and then.
- I love dark comedies.
- I found this new website called texts from last night-dot-com and I can’t thank God enough that texting was not around when I was still single.
- I, too, have kissed a girl. I prefer Jill Sobule to Katy Perry, though.
- I have a bad habit of giving people leeway to use me as a doormat.
- If I were not married to dearoneilove I would prefer to be alone
- I am afraid of going down escalators
- I wanted to have more kids. It didn’t work out.
- I saw Led Zeppelin at the Spectrum.
- The bar I most like to go to is one I have gone to for 22 years.
- I should have known to run away the when he said “Holy Feelgood, Batman” the first time I fucked him.
- That’s actually true.
- Luckily NOONE reads this.
- I crashed into a dumpster once and sheared the side off my Volvo. Dumbass.
- I do not know how to put on makeup. Any attempts are worthy of ridicule.
- I used to be blonde and sometimes I wish I was brave enough to try it again.
- I love beef jerky.
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